Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
Hello everybody! I’m so sorry I haven’t been updating my blog much over the last few months – the truth is, loads of stuff has happened since my last update in August, I’ve been busy with work and out of the country a bit, and as a result I just haven’t had the time to write about it all. In no particular order, this is just some of what I’ve been through since my last update:
1) I’ve watched some films.
Here’s a list and a quick summary of the films I’ve seen, and what thought of them:
Godzilla: Very good. I think you see the monster enough, depsite some complaints I’ve read of people feeling short-changed.
Pacific Rim: Like Godzilla, but with even fewer female characters in it. There’s a good joke where one robot punches a Newton’s cradle, but other than that it’s pretty standard stuff.
Edge of Tomorrow: Fantastic high-concept sci-fi, can’t believe it didn’t fare better at the box office. Tom Cruise is great in it as a PR coward who slowly becomes a badass.
Guardians of the Galaxy: Hugely entertaining and funny sci-fi caper. Far exceeded my expectations, and I think even better than the core Marvel films.
Frozen: Classic Disney fare with strong female characters and a great message about not being ashamed of what you are. “Let it go, let it go….” sorry.
Interstellar: Hugely over-rated, 40 minutes too long, unnecessary use of Matt Damon, and a contrived, cop-out ending. Science = magic, kids! A real pity – I had high hopes for this. I don’t understand why everyone is going nuts about it.
Hunger Games Mockingjay: A great adaptation of the first half of the book. Finnick’s speech about secrets is ruined, but otherwise they did a good job.
The Imitation Game: A real gem of a movie about Alan Turing, the mathematician who solved the Nazi Enigma code. Wonderful performance by Benedict Bumdbedebum
2) I’ve met some people:
I met David Beckham and Paralympic Gold Medallist Jonnie Peacock in September. The meeting was nothing to do with them endorsing Time Rep unfortunately – it was to do with my day-job! Both thoroughly nice blokes.
3) I’ve been traveling:
In September, I went on holiday to America, doing a bit of a road trip around Washington State and Oregon with my wife. Starting in Seattle, we drove (and by that I mean I drove – Lucy doesn’t like to drive abroad) to Snowqualmie (where they filmed Twin Peaks), then down to Mount Rainier, then over to Portland, then to Cannon Beach (where they filmed the Goonies), then up to the Olympic National Park, then back round to Seattle. I was thinking about posting some of the 200 photos of what we saw and doing a bit of a commentary on the highlights, but then I figured no-one would care. Even my friends look a bit bored when I show them the photos (and one of them has an owl in it, so they’re pretty good photos), so I’m sure total strangers will find them even less interesting!
4) I’ve been writing:
Boy, have I been writing. This book I’m working on is quite complicated, and much longer than anything I’ve done before, but I think it’s coming along quite nicely. I haven’t said much about it so far, but it’s basically a murder mystery set in the future, written in the same sarcastic tone as Time Rep. The title I’m going with at the moment is The Electric Detective, but that may change – I’ll see how I feel.
Want to know more? Oh, alright then:
The Electric Detective is a story about an android called Penelope who is built to help solve a murder committed in seemingly impossible circumstances: The setup is as follows: The killer was seen entering an office with the victim (a famous scientist) before shutting the door and shooting him twice. As the office is on the 200th floor of a skyscraper, there is no way in or out of the room other than the way they came in, however when people burst into the room thirty seconds after hearing the shots to confront the killer, only the victim is inside, lying dead in the corner of the room. A thorough search reveals the killer is not still hiding inside, and there’s no dumb get-out answer like “it was teleportation” or “it was all a dream” or “the murder didn’t happen when people thought.” No – it’s a proper locked room mystery. So anyway, the police are completely stumped, until an anonymous benefactor commissions Penelope to be built and help solve the case. Over the course of her investigation, she enlists the help of a man who thinks up locked-room puzzles for people to solve for a living, and then they have to find out who her benefactor is, why he wants to keep his identity a secret, why the victim was killed, how the killer escaped, etc. It’s a bit of a departure for me as a writer as the story is told from two perspectives (Penelope and the puzzle guy), but written with dry sense of humour, not taking itself too seriously. I’m about halfway through and trying to write as much as possible, so I’ll keep you updated on my progress!
Anyway, that’s it – just to say I haven’t forgotten about this site, and I will add updates when I can – I just think it’s a better use of my time to be writing my book than to be updating this every now and again with random musings, but I did want to stop and wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year, which I’ve now done, so I’ll be off.
See you later (hopefully not in four months)