I am not on any social media whatsoever, either privately or as an author. This means I am not on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Tik Tok, Whatsapp, blotflop, Tak Flap, Flop Bop, Bim Bom, Snapchat or Grass Tongue. Anyone claiming to be me on any of these sites is not me.
This means if you want to get in touch, you’ll need to do it the old-fashioned way by sending me an e-mail at email@example.com.
I am also represented by the Ethan Ellenberg Literary Agency, so if your query is related to something more businessy, you can contact them at firstname.lastname@example.org